
Birdie Tableau
Two weeks to the day of the grand opening of PieBird on Person St. in downtown Raleigh, the authors paid a much anticipated visit to this pie-crazy restaurant.
Upon entering the Carolina blue-striped awning and into this newborn hole-in-the-wall, we were immediately greeted by Krishna, co-owner of PieBird, who was excited to tell us a little bit about her restaurant. “Fresh, local, and everything pie,” she told us, when pressed for a brief summary of the concept behind her nascent business.
A waitress then took us back through a rather non-descript, warehouse-esque dining room, which prominently featured the “deconstructed” style of décor, with all of its half-decorated half-functionalist trappings. Painted white with minimalist decorations abruptly tore away to bare brick walls and electrical wiring, lending the room a trendy atmosphere while simultaneously embracing a bare-bones style industrial look, an angle that could well be described as channeling Urban Outfitters.
We were led past a diverse assortment of hungry patrons chowing-down on pie-shaped dishes and bird-shaped porcelain figurines perched on each table, and into a somewhat secretive back room – pastel-blue and green colored and decorated with IKEA-looking furniture on a smoky blue shag carpet. As we walked, we passed an anonymous white wall that abruptly opened up into surprise window overlook of the kitchen – brightly colored in stark contrast to the white, monochromatic exterior and bustling with the sound of food preparation. Delicious-looking food and decadent confections were ferried off stainless steel countertops and waited momentarily on the ledge of this window for the final journey to their appetized customers.
After being seated and handed our menus, we immediately noticed how uncannily short the menu was. In their Fordist approach to eating, they only featured 4-5 entrees, all of which were particularly appetizing. While featuring traditional favorites such as Shepherd’s Pie and Chicken Pot Pie, they experimented with a few nuances on old recipes such as a Madras Chicken Curry Pot Pie (which piqued Sydney’s interest) and a Mushroom Tart (Andrew’s choice).
Mushroom Tart:

Andrew chose a savory combination of Fontina Cheese and Mushrooms, laced with wispy strands of caramelized onions and peppered with bits of rosemary, all over a flaky butter crust. This Mushroom tart performed above and beyond Andrew’s expectations, with such notable highlights as the unstoppable blend of mushrooms and melted cheese, the buttery soft crunch of the crusty tart, and the succulent surprise of stumbling across a hidden piece of rosemary every now and again. Sydney was also compelled by Andrew’s superb choice and spent the better half of her meal picking crumbs off his plate.
Madras Chicken Curry Pot Pie:

Sydney’s choice of the Madras Chicken Curry Pot Pie, however, was rather lacking. While the presentation of a crispy crust facade promised more hearty goodness within, upon tapping through the warm fleshy exterior, this dish disappointed with a rather bland watery, soupy center. We jokingly referred to it as a Chicken Pot Swamp. Furthermore, while expecting a fully-charged curry flavor throughout, the sauce was regrettably muted and uninteresting. Sydney invested her hopes in a delicious desert to compensate for the underperforming entrée.
Desert:
After Andrew’s glorious meal and Sydney’s mediocre dinner, we decided to test the limits of the “pie” concept and see if they invested themselves as much into pie-oriented deserts as they did main courses. We ordered a Chocolate Cream Pie and sat and salivated over the prospect of indulging in a rich creamy chocolate masterpiece, but then minutes later began to debate over what the hold-up could be. Soon thereafter, an apologetic waiter approached us to say that they were fresh out of that coveted chocolaty pie and that there was no vanilla ice cream to boot! This tragedy could not be understated. We had spent the last few minutes vividly etching into our minds the shape, size, texture, and most of all taste of this would-be glorious circular confection. We had already begun mentally gnawing on this decadent treat—only to have those hopes dashed at the last moment. We kept our composure and ordered an apple pie (without vanilla ice cream of course), and patiently waited a few minutes more…
PieBird debunks adage, “Easy as Apple Pie.”

Minutes later, a rather unrecognizable treat was brought before us. This apple pie was covered in oats and had a somewhat sloppy presentation, resembling more of a mound of oat-covered apples than anything pie-shaped, which wouldn’t have been so bad, were it not for the fact that the taste fell perfectly in line with apprearances. This book could’ve been well judged by its cover as it arrived cold and boring. The crispy apples offered no remarkable flavor and the sauce would have been indistinguishable from the apples were it not for a difference in texture. In short, it was greatly lacking.
Summary:
PieBird offers a trendy venue of friendly service, hipster aesthetics, and decent food. Andrew’s blissful Mushroom Tart contrasted sharply against Sydney’s unfortunate Curry Chicken Pot Pie experience. However, we both agreed that the desert experience left plenty to be desired. To PieBird’s credit, having only been open for two weeks it should be given a thorough benefit of the doubt. With a special consideration to Andrew’s order, this restaurant could turn into a Raleigh gem in no time. For now, it has a few kinks to work out.
Considering such divergent experiences, a&s have given a split vote on Pie Bird.
Andrew: For an edgy, hipster evening filled with a blissful symphony of Fontina and Mushrooms (desert notwithstanding), PieBird gets a 3.5 out of 5.
Sydney: For consecutive fails of swampy pot pie, chocolate cream pie shortages, and boring apple pie, PieBird gets a 2 out of 5.
a&s